So what do I do on a long weekend, take a few steroids, and port my old J2ME applications to Android…

My periphrastic tweets for September 19, 2008

My aimless tweets for September 16, 2008

After being held captive in an Afghan cave, billionaire engineer Tony Stark creates a unique weaponized suit of armor to fight evil.

That's a Tesla Roadster in the back.

A man walked into a bank in New York City one day and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Philippines on business for t…