My aimless tweets for September 12, 2011

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two Prostitutes — $50.00 A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and t…

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely w…

I met a magic fairy today who offered to grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like t…

My gallivant tweets for July 28, 2011

I wanted to share my experience with purchasing a Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 from Staples using a coupon for $100-off on tablets. I received the in-store only c…

In the late 21st century time has replaced money as the unit of currency. At 25 years old, aging stops and each person is given one more year to live. Unless…