My discursive tweets for January 20, 2011

Brief reviews of every movie I saw in theaters in 2010.

My pompous tweets for December 8, 2010

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude,…

My periphrastic tweets for November 16, 2010

My tousled tweets for October 1, 2010

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks…