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Twits du Jour (Sep 5)

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My gadding tweets for September 5, 2014

Yay! @modaco and @brightattic are giving away a @oneplus…
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Twits du Jour (Aug 9)

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My discombobulated tweets for August 9, 2014

Tennessee Drug Tests Welfare Applicants, Discovers Less Than One Percent…
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Twits du Jour (Jun 17)

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My unkempt tweets for June 17, 2014

Senate Panel Rips Dr. Oz a New One for…
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Twits du Jour (May 31)

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My meandering tweets for May 31, 2014

8 Great #Java 8 Features No One's…
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Twits du Jour (Mar 27)

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My gadding tweets for March 27, 2014

Everything Wrong With Humanity, In One Short…
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Being the Boss...

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The Australian Taxation Office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him…

The Australian Taxation Office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. ATO AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bundaberg rum and a dozen Crown Lagers every Saturdaynight so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally". ATO AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".…
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Twits du Jour (Mar 6)

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My incoherent tweets for March 6, 2014

14 Fast Food and Restaurant Employees Confess the One Item…
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