My cavalier tweets for September 28, 2009

My scattered tweets for September 21, 2009

My periphrastic tweets for September 19, 2009

My spasmodic tweets for September 16, 2009

My haphazard tweets for September 7, 2009

A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow… But she can't touch it 'til she's 14. How do you know when you're staying in a Redne…