The wiper blades on the new car were shot. I decided to get the Costco's Michelin blades. That was my first mistake…

My muss up tweets for February 19, 2017

My incoherent tweets for March 6, 2014

My jumbled tweets for February 28, 2014

I've been getting into the habit of taking pictures of the food I eat out in order to calculate the calories later… That's what around 3500 kcal looks like.

My excursive tweets for June 25, 2013

My unkempt tweets for November 8, 2012