My periphrastic tweets for December 25, 2008

My digressive tweets for December 19, 2008

My jumbled tweets for November 4, 2008

My nonchalant tweets for October 8, 2008

My heedless tweets for October 5, 2008

My aimless tweets for September 21, 2008

I was at Walmart late last night to pickup a few things. I was also thirsty so I grabbed a bottle of Coke in a fridge next to the self-checkout cash register…