Humour

The Talking Centipede

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A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some…

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home,…
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Twitter

Twits du Jour (Oct 28)

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My rambling tweets for October 28, 2011

Looking for a new fixture for the kitchen (@ Lowe's Home Improvement)…
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Moblog

Welcome home, Brad!

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Get well soon, buddy!

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Twitter

Twits du Jour (Sep 12)

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My aimless tweets for September 12, 2011

I'm at Lowe's Home Improvement…
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Twitter

Twits du Jour (Aug 30)

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My unkempt tweets for August 30, 2011

I liked a @YouTube video t.co/kQuRxel Anna Graceman america's got talent 2011 semi-finals home sweet…
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Twitter

Twits du Jour (Jul 21)

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My aimless tweets for July 21, 2011

Average Home Sizes…
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Twitter

Twits du Jour (Jun 1)

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My straying tweets for June 1, 2011

Home Price…
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