My disjointed tweets for February 25, 2012

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'

12 years… At the Metropolitan Grill in Seattle.

I'm definitely afraid of heights.

My muss up tweets for December 28, 2011

10 years old. Happy birthday!

Ma grand-mère vient juste de mourir paisiblement dans son sommeil. Elle avait 98 ans. My grandmother just died peacefully in her sleep. She was 98 years old.