A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow… But she can't touch it 'til she's 14. How do you know when you're staying in a Redne…

My random tweets for July 1, 2009

My pompous tweets for June 17, 2009

Here is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. Remember this story the next time someone who knows nothin…

My pompous tweets for May 16, 2009

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you d…

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it… don't waste…