Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by…

In an efficient and safe effort to save us from the ill-effects of plastic waste, Akinori Ito has developed a machine which converts plastic back into oil.

My flatulent tweets for February 6, 2012

My pompous tweets for January 31, 2012

"Republicans approve of the American farmer, but they are willing to help him go broke. They stand four-square for the American home—but not for housing. The…

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some…

My rambling tweets for October 28, 2011