My flatulent tweets for January 30, 2013

My unkempt tweets for January 26, 2013

Over the past few years, a tough economy has forced highly educated people to turn to food stamps and other forms of welfare for help.

My periphrastic tweets for December 19, 2012

My cavalier tweets for December 18, 2012

When legions of monstrous creatures, known as Kaiju, started rising from the sea, a war began that would take millions of lives and consume humanity's resour…

In the fast-paced action thriller Snitch, Dwayne Johnson stars as a father whose teenage son is wrongly accused of a drug distribution crime…