My digressive tweets for February 20, 2010

My haughty tweets for February 18, 2010

My haphazard tweets for February 13, 2010

My random tweets for February 12, 2010

My cavalier tweets for February 11, 2010

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting…

My spasmodic tweets for February 8, 2010