My slipshod tweets for April 22, 2010

My excursive tweets for April 20, 2010

My gadding tweets for March 13, 2010

My disjointed tweets for July 6, 2009

A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow… But she can't touch it 'til she's 14. How do you know when you're staying in a Redne…

My discursive tweets for June 15, 2009

My pompous tweets for May 16, 2009