If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale…

My gallivant tweets for February 3, 2010

My desultory tweets for January 25, 2010

My disjointed tweets for July 23, 2009

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor…

At the post office… They had no problems asking us for ID.

My straying tweets for December 14, 2008