My excursive tweets for May 31, 2012

Losing a phone can turn your day upside down -- but if you're not careful, the impact can be far wose than that.

We purposely waited until the weekend frenzy died down…

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'

˙ǝɯ oʇ ʎsǝǝɥɔ ǝןʇʇıן ɐ sʞooן

My haughty tweets for November 16, 2011

My digressive tweets for November 15, 2011