Taxing Thought$
The only difference between a taxman and a taxidermist is that the
taxidermist leaves the skin.
-- Mark Twain
Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's
something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money
left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag.
-- Jay Leno
It's income tax time again. Americans: time to gather up those receipts,
get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the
aorta.
-- Dave Barry
The point to remember is that what the government gives it must first
take away.
-- John S. Coleman
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf
has.
-- Will Rogers
On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted
to put a check mark about three inches away.
-- Tom Lehrer
Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not
surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq.
-- Conan O'Brien
The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period
of life in which people get to stay out late but don't have to pay taxes
naturally, no one wants to live any other way.
-- Judith Martin
Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is
out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it gets
worse all the time. Nobody has ever read the whole thing. IRS workers are
afraid to go into the same ROOM with it.
-- Dave Barry
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the
past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
-- Art Buchwald
