Twits du Jour

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  • You gotta admire Apple for being able to generate hype (sans Jobs) when announcing 5+ years old features/technologies for the iPhone. #
  • Erik's Tumbles - Fences: Clean up your Windows desktop clutter tinyurl.com/d6ud3p #

Twits du Jour

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  • Tweets from the past. SMS notifications are about an hour behind. #

Sushi & Teriyaki

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We both skipped lunch. Early dinner. Sushi & Teriyaki sounded good.

Twits du Jour

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  • Erik's Tumbles - Manufacturer Recalls Hollow Point Bullets That Fail To Explode Inside Targets tinyurl.com/ch4cuv #
  • One problem using the universal dock with an iPhone, you can't hear it ring when docked. #
  • RT @Moof: RT @Ew4n: My new business: 1,000 Twitter followers for $99 bit.ly/SYKW5 #
  • I'll have to bring my swimsuit next time I go to the gym so I can try their Swimsuit Water Extractor. ping.fm/1t6QZ #

Country Funeral

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As a young minister in Iowa , I was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave-side service for a homeless man, who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a new cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be buried there.

I was not familiar with the backwoods area, and I soon became lost. Being a typical man, I did not stop to ask for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the open grave, but I was so late, the hearse was nowhere in sight.

The digging crew was eating lunch. I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and I stepped to the side of the open grave. There I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, as I told them that this was the proper thing to do before the hole was filled.

The workers gathered around the grave and stood silently, as I began to pour out my heart and soul. As I preached about 'looking forward to a brighter tomorrow' and 'the glory that is to come,' the workers began to say 'Amen,' 'Praise the Lord,' and 'Glory!' The fervor of these men truly inspired me.

So, I preached and I preached like I had never preached before,all the way from Genesis to Revelations. I finally closed the lengthy service with a prayer, thanked the men, and walked to my car. As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I heard one of the workers say to another, 'I ain't NEVER seen nothin' like that before in my life, and I've been puttin' in septic tanks for thirty years!'