Twits du Jour

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  • Erik's Tumbles - Manufacturer Recalls Hollow Point Bullets That Fail To Explode Inside Targets tinyurl.com/ch4cuv #
  • One problem using the universal dock with an iPhone, you can't hear it ring when docked. #
  • RT @Moof: RT @Ew4n: My new business: 1,000 Twitter followers for $99 bit.ly/SYKW5 #
  • I'll have to bring my swimsuit next time I go to the gym so I can try their Swimsuit Water Extractor. ping.fm/1t6QZ #

Country Funeral

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As a young minister in Iowa , I was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave-side service for a homeless man, who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a new cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be buried there.

I was not familiar with the backwoods area, and I soon became lost. Being a typical man, I did not stop to ask for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the open grave, but I was so late, the hearse was nowhere in sight.

The digging crew was eating lunch. I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and I stepped to the side of the open grave. There I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, as I told them that this was the proper thing to do before the hole was filled.

The workers gathered around the grave and stood silently, as I began to pour out my heart and soul. As I preached about 'looking forward to a brighter tomorrow' and 'the glory that is to come,' the workers began to say 'Amen,' 'Praise the Lord,' and 'Glory!' The fervor of these men truly inspired me.

So, I preached and I preached like I had never preached before,all the way from Genesis to Revelations. I finally closed the lengthy service with a prayer, thanked the men, and walked to my car. As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I heard one of the workers say to another, 'I ain't NEVER seen nothin' like that before in my life, and I've been puttin' in septic tanks for thirty years!'

Twits du Jour

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Twits du Jour

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  • Finally watched American Gangster early this morning. Not quite sure what the hype was all about; it wasn't bad, but hardly great. #
  • Don't like gray and raining Saturday morning. I almost miss the snow. #

Twits du Jour

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  • Waiting for our property manager. She assumed when I said I'd be there on Friday morning it meant around 1pm. Not a bad assumption. #

Twits du Jour

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  • Just did the final painting inspection in all 3 of our buildings. Looks mighty good. #
  • Erik's Tumbles - In Cramer We Trust tinyurl.com/ccyrm8 #
  • Slow cooking homemade chili. Should be ready in 8 hours. #
  • Erik's Tumbles - Cramer vs. Not Cramer tinyurl.com/b6ox54 #
  • Erik's Tumbles - Bill Gate’s wife Melinda has a dirty little secret… tinyurl.com/d6dend #
  • Watching @kevinrose & @alexalbrecht on Jimmy Fallon's. Everybody's wondering WTF these guys are. Flat jokes, until the beers came out… #

Homemade Chili

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All organic. Slow cooked for about 8 hours. Should be ready just in time for dinner.