• @THErealDVORAK They should have turned Neverland into a Graceland of sorts, with museum and all. They can't be needing money this bad. #
• RT @google: Introducing the Google Chrome OS bit.ly/N1rNZ #
• @JasonCalacanis Important to ask questions, yes, but only re: things that actually matters. Otherwise it's just a waste of everybody's time. #
• Just overheard on TV that man is the only primate afraid of heights. #
• RT @LighterFootstep: No, corn-based ethanol isn't quite dead yet -- thanks to a growing army of lobbyists: su.pr/9QCeej #
• Watching ABC. Martin Bashir is such a hack. #
• @eonline Outstanding commentary. Thanks! #mj #
• RT @gerikson: RT @rsms: Today Adobe Air is what #Java applications used to be — bad user experience deployable anywhere. #

• We just had #pizza from Costco for dinner. Same pizza as they sell in the food court, but for some reason not as good when baked at home. #
• RT @SteffanAntonas: "10 Stunning (And Useful) Stats About Twitter" - bit.ly/Ab3zj #
• #iTwitter is pretty nice, apart from being oblivious to followers with notifications turn on. Won't see them, can't add them to groups, etc. #
• RT @francoisplanque So, if apple made a refrigerator, would it look like this? bit.ly/N0MwZ (yes, it's a glass touch screen up there) #
• How can we go from close to 90 yesterday, to rain today? #
• Erik's Tumbles - Michael Jackson Ghost? During CNN Larry King Interview with Jermaine Jackson. bit.ly/1L6cM5 #
• Erik's Tumbles - AndroLib: Find applications and games available in the #Android Market for your .. bit.ly/w4sOf #
• #Java Developer News on your iPhone: bit.ly/2lsuAE #
• What's the point of a device like the MiFi if you are limited to 5GB a month? bit.ly/k7Kx bit.ly/BidOX #

• @posterous Is there a mobile-friendly layout for posterous sites? #
• Getting supplies for barbecue. - Photo: bkite.com/09hmC #
• RT @DZone: DZone Top Link of 07/04: "Android versus iPhone Development: A Comparison" dzone.com/zQU #
• Will flickr ever fix their flash badge for IE8? The problem has been reported for months now, no solution in sight. #
• RT @THErealDVORAK: New twitter-related site..shows where each post is coming from on a Global basis. Nice beta.twittervision.com/ #

A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow…

But she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?

When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32?

It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:

1. The DNA is all the same
2. There are no dental records

and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'

• The cops just put an end to the fireworks party in the parking lot next door. bit.ly/qd8yu #
• Still boring. I guess I'll watch something else otherwise I'm afraid I'll just fall asleep on the couch. #
• Watching The Assassination of Jesse James with Brad Pitt. So far… boring. #
• We decided to skip the fireworks tonight. Don't want to deal with parking and the crowd. #

Kids having fun in parking lot next door.