Twits du Jour (Oct 16)

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  • I'm at Fred Meyer - bkite.com/220i8 #
  • My laptop fan is starting to get loud for some reason. Very annoying, it used to be whisper quiet. #

Twits du Jour (Oct 15)

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  • I'm at La Palmera Family Mexican - bkite.com/21xww #
  • Erik's Tumbles - How to Explain Something to Someone Who Doesn’t Get It bit.ly/2GzXi4 #
  • Board meeting tonight. I guess I should shave and shower. #
  • The Monty Pythons are on Jimmy Fallon trying a little too hard to be funny. #

Twits du Jour (Oct 14)

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  • RT @dangillmor: Congress has never repealed 1945 law that allowed health insurers to collude; will it now? bit.ly/2tvvTr #
  • The rain is back. Yuck! #

Twits du Jour (Oct 13)

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  • We're back at Giorgio's for a late-ish dinner. #
  • About to get a much needed haircut… - Photo: bkite.com/21qep #
  • @RussB Thanks! I have the whole DVD collection. Damn good show. #
  • Annual Fire Alarm Test almost done. Everthing appears to be working as it should. #
  • Isn't it about time Google provide a straightforward way to merge multiple accounts together? How many Google accounts do you have? #
  • Twitting while listening to Pandora. iPhone: 0 - Palm Pre: 1 #

The Ant and the Grasshopper

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This one is a little different. Two Different Versions! Two Different Morals!

Old Version:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.

The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

Moral of the Story: Be responsible for yourself!

Modern Version:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'

Acorn stages a demonstration in front of the ant 's house where the news stations film the group singing, 'We shall overcome.'

Rev. Jeremiah Wright then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ants food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow.

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.

Moral of the Story: Be careful how you vote in 2010.

Twits du Jour (Oct 12)

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  • First time at 'A Burger Place.' - Photo: bkite.com/21omx #
  • RT @RussB: There is no such thing as an "intuitive" UIs, there are only "predictable" ones. #
  • Erik's Tumbles - Most Expensive Paintings Ever Sold bit.ly/2MP9cb #
  • @jimh Yeah, it sure does. This new club is just too far, no easy way to get there without using the freeway. #
  • On Her Majesty's Secret Service is playing the background… Always had a major crush on Diana Rigg. #
  • Why do I always fog up the car's windows when I drive back from the gym? #