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Accident Prone Bill

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Bill and Tom work at the local sawmill. Bill is very accident prone. One day Bill slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw.

Tom quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Bill to the local hospital.

Next day, Tom goes to the hospital and asks about Bill. The nurse says, "Oh he's out in Rehab exercising". Tom couldn't believe it, but there's Bill out in the back exercising his now reattached arm.

The very next day he's back at work in the saw mill.

Couple of days go by, and then Bill slips and severs his leg on another big saw.

So Tom puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Bill off to the hospital.

Next day he goes to see him and asks the nurse how he is. The nurse replies, "He's out in the Rehab again exercising". And sure enough, there's Bill out there doing some serious work on the treadmill. And Bill comes back to work.

But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs his head. Wearily Tom puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Bill to the hospital.

Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Bill is. The nurse breaks down and cries and says, "He's dead."

Tom is shocked, but not surprised, and says to the nurse, "I suppose the saw finally did him in."

"No," says the nurse. "Some idiot put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated!"