Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Tommy! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Tommy's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Tommy and left… The phone rings at Tommy's house: "Hey, Tommy! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy"