Twits du Jour (Aug 13)
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- I'm at Preston Snoqualmie Trail (Lake Alice Rd SE, SE 56 Pl, Fall City) t.co/FX8LTKI #
- I'm at Target (405 SE Everett Mall Way, Everett) t.co/lG4KpmD #
- Pumping gas… (@ Fred Meyer) t.co/DLcygJq #
Twits du Jour (Aug 12)
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- I'm at Giorgio's Pizza and Spaghetti (9031 Evergreen Way, Everett) t.co/Py4XiLk #
A Fairy Tale
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I met a magic fairy today who offered to grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
Twits du Jour (Aug 11)
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- I'm at Red Robin Gourmet Burgers (1305 SE Everett Mall Way, at W Mall Dr., Everett) 4sq.com/peDJwE #
- I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/qZ2ebs9F1ek?a Penn and Teller Fool Us - Shawn Farquhar #
- I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/NJLrcG64ulU?a 2 Fails Cancel Each Other Out #
Twits du Jour (Aug 10)
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- I'm at 7-Eleven (507 W Casino Rd, Everett) 4sq.com/oUICeU #
- 'Made In China' Accounts For Less Than 3 Percent Of American Personal Consumption Expenditures thauv.in/nMTrTp #