Twits du Jour (Mar 8)
- Placebo buttons do absolutely nothing, and they are everywhere thauv.in/1h1UqDO #
- I'm at @WalmartHub (Everett, WA) 4sq.com/1ckC1oA #
- I'm at US Post Office - @USPSConnect (Everett, WA) 4sq.com/1qjpky2 #
Being the Boss...
The Australian Taxation Office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
ATO AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".
Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bundaberg rum and a dozen Crown Lagers every Saturdaynight so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".
ATO AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".
Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know"?
Twits du Jour (Mar 6)
- Albertsons buys Safeway for more than $9 billion. There goes the neighborhood… thauv.in/1n0ICJr #
- Why is American internet so slow? thauv.in/1f2aQ18 #
- 9 Things You Should Know About Your Caffeine Habit thauv.in/1f2a9oI #
- 14 Fast Food and Restaurant Employees Confess the One Item You Should Never Order thauv.in/1f1ULsq #
Twits du Jour (Mar 5)
- I'm at @DiscountTire (Lynnwood, WA) 4sq.com/1hNElDI #
- I'm at Makers' Mercantile - @MkrsMercantile (Kent, WA) 4sq.com/1gSkdhL #
- I'm at IKEA Bistro (Renton, WA) 4sq.com/1hNpXLQ #
- I'm at IKEA Cafe (Renton, WA) 4sq.com/1ne15yO #
- I'm at IKEA - @DesignByIKEA (Renton, WA) 4sq.com/1fHxmO4 #
Twits du Jour (Mar 4)
- Birthday girl's dinner (@ John's Grill) 4sq.com/1dZDLPg #
- I'm at @7eleven (Everett, WA) 4sq.com/1kWSBus #
- I'm at @TheUPSStore (Everett, WA) 4sq.com/1n9pEgm #
- I'm at @WalmartHub (Everett, WA) 4sq.com/1q3aQSS #
- I'm at McDonald's (Everett, WA) 4sq.com/1dmyF2z #