We haven't been here in years!

• I'm at @7eleven (Everett, WA) 4sq.com/1dudZF7 #
• I'm at @halfpricebooks (Everett, WA) 4sq.com/16eqNbl #
• I'm at Everett South Goodwill - @SeattleGoodwill (Everett, WA) 4sq.com/14kpVpr #
• Was out walking 2.99 miles with #Endomondo. See it here: bit.ly/1d63fOw #
• I'm at Auto Zone (Everett, WA) 4sq.com/15aWHcl #
• Do Food Regulators Care If Foreign Farmers Use Veterinary Drugs Banned In The U.S.? thauv.in/1asdICJ #

• Why Can't You Use Phones on Plane? youtube.com/watch?v=MpGBL3… #
• Report Finds "Probable Carcinogens" in Municipal Water thauv.in/12nW3Y3 #
• The Surprising Complexity of Lobster Prices thauv.in/16ufgbd #
• Once in a blue moon… 5 Amazing Facts About Tonight's Blue Moon thauv.in/16ueSd0 #
• These Are the States Where Cops Can Search Your Cell Phone Without a Warrant thauv.in/16J4L6z #
• I'm at @Walmart (Everett, WA) 4sq.com/17I4JIs #
• I'm at Auto Zone (Everett, WA) 4sq.com/181fd4S #
• I'm at @TheUPSStore (Everett, WA) 4sq.com/14h0oNP #
• I'm at Everett Family History Center, LDS (Everett, WA) 4sq.com/14gOjbs #
• Was out walking 1.81 miles with #Endomondo. See it here: bit.ly/167C11c #
• Buzz cut! (@ Paroba College) 4sq.com/14yTNuG #
• Was out walking 2.58 miles with #Endomondo. See it here: bit.ly/167k1ny #
• Time it takes for minimum wage workers to afford a Big Mac thauv.in/1dpmlh8 #

• Was out walking 0.71 miles with #Endomondo. See it here: bit.ly/1d1mvwv #
• What government tells you to eat is all wrong thauv.in/13B9CpI #
• Coffee! (at @McDonalds) 4sq.com/13AGzTt #
• I'm at @TheUPSStore (Everett, WA) 4sq.com/1eYe81u #
• Was out walking 3.08 miles with #Endomondo. See it here: bit.ly/1d0VqcW #
• Exclusive:Two $50 Restaurant.com eGift Cards for $18 w.nmb.ly/pwjhw #
• Discover the Unhealthiest Truths About Some "Health Foods" thauv.in/1d0dZOq #
• Your Brain On Ketones thauv.in/12iWcMe #

• Toxin Found in Most U.S. Rice Causes Genetic Damage thauv.in/19sENmt #
• $40 to Spend on Food and Drink: The Crab Cracker livingsocial.com/deals/787924-4… via @LivingSocial #
• Tipless restaurants: The Linkery's owner explains why abolishing tipping made service better. thauv.in/14Z4gCV #

• Endless Shrimps! (at @redlobster w/ 3 others) 4sq.com/1di7WDx #
• Calories vs Carbohydrates: Clearing up Confusion over Competing Obesity Paradigms thauv.in/1bI6BE8 #
• Why are you so afraid of MSG? thauv.in/1bI45Oi #
• If The X-Men Lived In Medieval Times thauv.in/16TbKGw #
• Java: Unshorten URLs with HttpClient thauv.in/16TbrLT #
• In last week or so, I've been getting a lot of spam titled "What's in the Bible?" and "Free Access to Local Sluts"… Subliminal message? #
• I'm at @WinCoFoods (Everett, WA) 4sq.com/1cVS9vo #
• I'm at Starbucks (Everett, WA) 4sq.com/16krqU4 #
• Closed on Saturdays? You gotta be kidding me. (@ Red Door Coffee Roasters) [pic]: 4sq.com/148VNgF #
• Desserts (@ Henry's Donuts) [pic]: 4sq.com/16knqCV #
• First time here. (@ Billie on Burgers) [pic]: 4sq.com/1eSH4I8 #
• Was out walking 1.68 miles with #Endomondo. See it here: bit.ly/1cVu6g8 #
• Top 10 Infographics and Cheat Sheets That Make Life Easier thauv.in/17yhF3B #
• @gerikson That's a shame. I've had some terrific homemade and restaurant food in Sweden. #
• @gerikson Yeah, like Americans going to McDonald's or Starbucks in other countries, although the food/drinks do vary a bit. #
• @gerikson I hear ya. Our stores are full of them too. ;-) #
• RT @lmorchard: Google 20% time basically a dead notion, because innovation is reserved for people in the Department of Innovation qz.com/115831/googles… #
• @gerikson I always seem to bump into French people at IKEA, which is always entertaining because they assume nobody can understand them… #
• @gerikson Oh good, I was worried for a second. I was once at an IKEA when they ran out of meatballs… Barely made it out alive… ;-) #
• Your meat addiction is destroying the planet thauv.in/1aeRZ1h #
• Yahoo! Weather App - A Beautiful Design Failure thauv.in/16RNLYh #

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.