Erik's Weblog 2.0

August 12, 2011

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A Fairy Tale

I met a magic fairy today who offered to grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.