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Twits du Jour (March 9)

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:00:02 GMT

Grabbing an early ‘dinner’ at the Costco foodcourt. #
I'm at Costco - bkite.com/3n6nl #
Erik's Tumbles - Tron Legacy bit.ly/amvgkZ #
Erik's Tumbles - Wig Wam - Do Ya Wanna Taste It bit.ly/9Wzi8Q #
Erik's Tumbles - Mr. Chips, you naughty boy! bit.ly/cI7NHT #
Erik's Tumbles - Card Pool: Sell unwanted gift cards for up to 90% of the remaining balance. bit.ly/aXYaig #
Erik's Tumbles - Cool Text: Generated Image bit.ly/94LWgT #
I upgraded Git and the Apache HTTP Server too. Enough compiling for today, I'm done. #

Twits du Jour (March 8)

Tue, 9 Mar 2010 08:00:03 GMT

I also moved to PHP 5.3.2 which created a lot of warning in things like simplepie, etc. Easy fixes though. #
I also upgraded to ViewVC 1.2.x, that took a little longer. A lot of new configurations options. bit.ly/cwmRSB #
Just switched a few apps from mod_python to mod_wsgi. Setup was a breeze... What a difference! bit.ly/d4WiNn #
I checked in at Jersey Mike's Subs (11815 Mukilteo Speedway Ste C) on #Yelp bit.ly/bldB8a #
Erik's Tumbles - Iron Man 2 Trailer 2 bit.ly/9q59bE #
Erik's Tumbles - Please Rob Me: Everybody loves social networks but not everybody understands the risks associated... bit.ly/cP5Xzv #
Erik's Tumbles - Apple iPad Oscars Ad bit.ly/dw8jpp #
Erik's Tumbles - Iron Man 2 Trailer bit.ly/a2DrVH #

PUD Pole Replacement

Mon, 8 Mar 2010 21:29:45 GMT

I snapped a few shots of PUD replacing a utility pole in our parking lot this morning.

Twits du Jour (March 7)

Mon, 8 Mar 2010 08:00:02 GMT

Just upgraded to MySQL 5 from 4.1.x (about time), so far so good. #
listening to "Wig Wamꐀ - Do You Wanna taste It" ♫ blip.fm/~metx3 #
Wow. It's snowing, at my Mom's, in the south of France. Hopefully not a sign of things to come our way. #
My Top 2 Weekly #lastfm artists: Stephen Pearcy (3) and Halestorm (1) bit.ly/9pCGI2 #
Erik's Tumbles - The Toyota Simulator bit.ly/divJsC #

Twits du Jour (March 6)

Sun, 7 Mar 2010 08:00:03 GMT

I've got the most check-ins at Red Robin America's Gourmet Burgers & Spirits on #Yelp! bit.ly/aa4yXz #
Erik's Tumbles - “The Birthday Song” (EXPLICIT) bit.ly/dgit0Q #

Pilot Humor

Sat, 6 Mar 2010 13:10:25 GMT

New FAA motto: We're not happy, till you're not happy.

The difference between a duck and a co-pilot? The duck can fly.

A copilot is a knothead until he spots opposite direction traffic at 12 o'clock, after which he's a goof-off for not seeing it sooner.

A checkride ought to be like a skirt, short enough to be interesting but still be long enough to cover everything.

Basic Flying Rules:

Try to stay in the middle of the air.
Do not go near the edges of it.
The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.

Speed is life, altitude is life insurance.

It only takes two things to fly, airspeed and money.

If it doesn't work, rename it. If that doesn't help, the new name isn't long enough.

The difference between flight attendants and jet engines is that the engine usually quits whining when it gets to the gate.

If it's ugly, it's British; if it's weird, it's French; and if it's ugly and weird, it's Russian.

If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to.

Unknown landing signal officer to carrier pilot after his 6th wave-off:

"You've got to land here son, this is where the food is."

Aviation Gems (and Great Truths):

Yea, Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." — At the entrance to the old SR-71 operating base, Kadena Air Base, Okinawa, Japan.

"You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3." — Paul F. Crickmore (test pilot)

"The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire."

"Blue water Navy truism: There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky." — From an old carrier sailor

"If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter — and therefore, unsafe."

"When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash."

"Without ammunition, the USAF would be just another expensive flying club."

"What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, .... the pilot dies."

"Never trade luck for skill."

The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in aviation are:

"Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?" and "Oh Shit!"

"Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers."

"Progress in airline flying: now a flight attendant can get a pilot pregnant."

"Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight."

"A smooth landing is mostly luck; two in a row is all luck; three in a row is prevarication."

" I remember when sex was safe and flying was dangerous."

"Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one up there!" UNTIL SATELLITES.

"Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag for the purpose of storing dead batteries."

"Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it."

"When a flight is proceeding Incredibly well, something was forgotten."

"Just remember, if you crash because of weather, your funeral will be held on a sunny day."

Advice given to RAF pilots during WWII:

"When a prang (crash) seems inevitable, endeavor to strike the softest, cheapest object in the vicinity as slowly and gently as possible. "

"The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you." — Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot)

"A pilot who doesn't have any fear probably isn't flying his plane to its maximum potential." — Jon McBride, astronaut

"If you're faced with a forced landing, fly the thing as far into the crash as possible." — Bob Hoover (renowned aerobatic and test pilot)

"Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you."

"There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime." — Sign over squadron ops desk at Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ, 1970

"You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal."

As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives, the rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks "What happened?". The pilot's reply: "I don't know, I just got here myself!" — Attributed to Ray Crandell (Lockheed Test Pilot)

Twits du Jour (March 5)

Sat, 6 Mar 2010 08:00:03 GMT

Erik's Tumbles - The Karate Kid - Official Trailer 2 bit.ly/aNfhU9 #
Erik's Tumbles - Full Screen Weather: Cool Online Weather Service from Wunderground bit.ly/aA9t9h #
Erik's Tumbles - Going… Going… Gone… bit.ly/9vm7wx #
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