A new Star Trek spinoff follows the adventures of Captain Jeff Bezos (Owen Wilson) and his brother (Luke Wilson).

Waiting for my first appointment at the Multidisciplinary Liver Tumor Center…

You wanted Starbucks, but it took you to Dunkin' Donuts? That must be hard for you.

Just saw it on SNL. I can't stop laughing.

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